5.19.2008

Bad Dress Day

9:28 PM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

So I got dressed and left for work this morning.

Got to the bottom of the hill and realized I forgot to put on a belt. Well, the choices were go back for a belt and be late for work, or keep going and spend the day beltless. I chose the latter.

So I made it to work and then noticed, under the revealing light of the fluorescent bulbs above me, that the black pants my slightly colorblind eyes put on in my room were actually blue.

Um, yeah.

So here's a quick summary of my work clothes for the day:

  • Black shoes
  • Black socks
  • Blue Dockers
  • No Belt
  • Silver collared shirt

Thankfully it wasn't my first day, and I was out of the office most of the day... Maybe no one noticed.

Who am I kidding... Everyone noticed. I looked like Bobo the Business Clown. :-(

5.17.2008

Survivor: Antarctica

10:34 PM / Posted by Justin / comments (8)

Another season of Survivor has come to a close, and I just finished watching the reunion show on my DVR. This, of course, means they previewed the location for the next season of Survivor (Gabon), and, as always, I was disappointed. Why?

The Survivor I want to see more than any other is Survivor: Antarctica. Maybe Survivor: Siberia. If I have to compromise, Survivor: Canada, Survivor: Greenland, or Survivor: Cape of Good Hope may also be acceptable. Notice a trend? After 16 seasons of Survivor in the warmest, most tropical locations on the planet, I want to watch 16 Americans freeze their butts off with penguins and polar bears for 39 days.

It would be a whole new game where not only food was scarce, but warmth as well. Housing would be interesting… Maybe they could build igloos or something. Hand out Thermolite Buffs instead of the regular ones... I'm sure there would be all kinds of goodies. Knowing me, though, there would be functioning issues, since, well, I pretty much just shut down if I get really cold.

Of course, the chances of a "cold Survivor" are slim to none; I think the simple threat of frostbite is enough to scare the producers far, far away from ever trying to make it happen. The biggest downside to cold Survivor, though?

No bikinis.

Confessions of a Nerdy Mind III

10:04 AM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

I just sneezed all over my laptop screen. It's the grossest thing ever.

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5.14.2008

Empowerment

11:08 PM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

I don't hit on racism / sexism around here very much (Although maybe I should). That being said, here's a rare treat for you.

As some of you may know, yesterday was the primaries here in West Virginia. Since I never found the time to run myself up to the courthouse and switch my registration to "Independent", I didn't have much to do today besides my "statement" vote for Ron Paul. We can hope, can't we?

But when discussing my vote with a few of my lady friends (you know who you are), who were over for the hockey game last night, I got quite the treat myself. Hopefully they were just messing with me, but you never know. ;-)

Apparently they voted by reading down through the ballot and checking all the women running.

Let me repeat myself. They voted for all women, simply because they were women.

Of course, this set me off, so while I was wigging out, I got the next gem of the night.

"Hey, it's empowerment."

Heh. If my brain hadn't already been sent off the edge, it certainly would be now.

So let me get this straight. If I go to the polls, look down through the candidates, and purposefully vote for all men, it's sexist. If I vote for all women, it's empowerment.

I guess this holds true for other areas as well. If I vote a straight white ticket, I'm racist. Meanwhile, the news media sees no problem with the fact that 90% of blacks (Yes, blacks. Not African Americans. They were born in America. Not Africa. They're just as much "African American" as I am "Czechoslovakian American". Which I'm not. You want a real African American? Try Dave Matthews.) are voting for Obama, a large majority of which I'm sure are doing it simply because he is black.

Now, if you ask me, voting for all women or all blacks is just as sexist and racist as voting for all men and all whites. Think about it. How are these prejudices defined? It's when you form an opinion or take an action towards someone with the main deciding factor being their gender or the color of their skin. Voting for Obama because he's black is the definition of prejudice; you're saying he should be president simply because he has dark skin. The same goes for voting for Hilary simply because she's a woman… Equally wrong.

Instead, here's a novel idea: Why don't we examine each candidate on their political platform, their positions on issues that are important to both ourselves and our country? It's funny, though, how no one ever talks about that. We live in a country that thinks it's over racism, over sexism, but I have to disagree. As long as we continue to treat anyone who isn't a white, middle-class male differently, whether it has a positive bias or not, we will continue to be a country of sexist racists.

How about affirmative action at colleges? That's another favorite topic of mine. If I were black, I would be offended… No, downright insulted... by affirmative action, because you know what it would say to me? "You know, Justin, because you're black, you must be more stupid than the white kids applying here, so we have to give you bonus points on your application if you have any hopes of making it in." No. No. If everyone is equal, then everyone should be judged the same… Put on an equal footing… Given the same opportunity. Playing games like affirmative action or demanding reparations only serves to point out that everyone still believes that there is a divide there. Even if the action has a positive effect on the demographic your examining, it's still racism because you're basing your actions off of their race or gender.

Now yes, there are cultural and social differences between races and sexes, which is perfectly OK. Things like that actually make the world a richer, more interesting place. When people continue to make judgments, though, positive or negative, in places where race and gender isn't important, such as the workplace or the political arena, I continue to lose hope that society will ever get over its racial and gender driven ignorance.

5.09.2008

Tea Partay

3:36 PM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

If there's one thing that could get me to drink, it would most likely be this set of viral ads from Smirnoff:







Tea Partay

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5.07.2008

Dear Mr. Gates

2:31 AM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

XP Service Pack 3 just ripped my computer a new one. Lucky my new laptop is around so I can whine about it here while the desktop dies a slow and painful death. It won't even boot, Mr. Gates. It just cycles through the BIOS until I shut it down manually.

Now although you've phased yourself out of day to day operations over at Microsoft, it's still your company, so you're going to get the blame. I understand that updates never go 100% smoothly, especially something as large as a service pack, but to release something that has put my computer completely out of commission? That's ridiculous. Did anybody test this? Or what, maybe it's just me. Make sure when I go to your website, all you tell me to do is contact the OEM, cause that's always real helpful, especially when I know it's your fault.

I was hoping to go to bed, but I guess I'll get to stay up and mess with this. Luckily, I know a thing or two about computers. What happens when my grandma updates to SP3? Her computer explodes, and she has panic attack, Mr. Gates. That's what happens. Hope that makes you feel good about yourself.

Good thing I'm done with finals, though.

Which by the way, sucked. They were either too long for the time allotted, or just too much work, period. But isn't that how it always works? At least I only had a couple.

5.05.2008

The Flyers Sooo Like Men

3:08 AM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

Hey. Hey Flyers. Yeah, you. You know what? Just bring it.

The Pens are on a roll, and one can only conclude that it's thanks to my Stanley Cup. Seriously, it must really be working since this is the furthest we've made it through the playoffs since I can remember. You don't have to thank me now, but I think the Pens should keep it in mind when it's time to parade the real one around town.

We're golden for the finals, though. The Flyers? They like men. They sooo like men. And they suck. I mean, they're from Philadelphia, so they can't exactly help it, but that's not my problem. We are gonna blow them away, just like we sent Jagr crying back to New York.

I'm just glad we didn't follow the path of the Stars / Sharks... I just got done "watching" that game. Notice the time. They talk about pizza deliveries to the locker room… That game took so long I almost delivered myself a pizza.

5.02.2008

Things Are Surprisingly Calm

1:27 AM / Posted by Justin / comments (0)

I feel like I'm in the eye of a hurricane... Trouble is swirling all around me yet, somehow, I stay in the middle, an observer, unscathed.

We're in this together, right?